Derrick

Before computers, we used to do everything with paper, so for some homework assignments, I would use the old Underwood.

I said if he made me a corner table for my staircase I would do his portrait.

Although I learned a lot of physics from watching Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner on T.V., some lessons need to be learned with hands-on experience.

We collected a lot of construction scraps as kids … and bricks.

I remember getting a Timex watch that lasted less than a week.

Kids Are Fucking Stupid